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Oly, Oly, Oly. Out, out, out! And Brad Pitt beaten black and periwinkle blue

After an appalling Olympic campaign the Olyroos have crashed out due to their deserved 1-0 loss to Ivory Coast.

This followed a flogging by Argentina, where the 1-0 scoreline flattered them, and a lucky draw against Serbia, which forced a rant out of The Courier’s Gavin McGrath.

The Serbia game highlighted one of the reasons he hates soccer: a team can completely dominate and yet not win.

But this is exactly what makes it a great game.

The heartache of watching your team completely dominate, only to concede a goal to a fast break means finding the back of the net is all that matters.

You can have 20 shots and fail to score, while your opponents have one and do, but the same scenario in Aussie rules will see the team with 20 shots always win.

But this doesn’t help the Olyroos, and not much would’ve considering the weak squad they took.

When Archie Thompson, one of the most-overrated players in the A-League, is your "big weapon" you will always struggle.

Compare him to the classy Argentinian players, with the likes of Barcelona’s Lionel Messi, Liverpool’s Javier Mascherano and brilliant Juan Riquelme from Boca Juniors, Maradona’s old club in Argentina.

If Liverpool and Barcelona are willing to let their players go to the Olympics, surely we can do a bit better than Fulham’s Adrian Leijer, a defender.

Boca Juniors’ home ground, La Bombonera, is where I first saw Riquelme’s exquisite skills. It is also the only place I felt scared while watching sport.

Body searches on the way in, water cannons, police with three-foot truncheons and 4m barbed wire fences holding back the fans.

I highly recommend the experience to all sport fans.

Having seen the documentaries Snatch and Fight Club it is obvious that Brad Pitt is a fan of boxing.

But few would know that he was representing Australia in the heavyweight division.

After a first-round loss on points, he should probably stick to bare-knuckle boxing, however, where he is the gypsy champion.

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Wise words Chairman, Archie Thompson is the most innocuous striker to ever pull on an Australian shirt. The Olyroos have about as many "big weapons" as the Zimbabwean Navy. Graham Arnold was having a laugh when he left Burns and Djite out of the squad.
Posted by ernie dingo, 14/08/2008 3:05:42 PM
Comrade, you are not the first person to mention their omission to me. Originally I thought their recent moves to new clubs in Europe may have made them unavailable, but i found several articles, such as this one http://www.news.com.au/adelaidenow/story/0,22606,23960056-50 06373,00.html, which suggest they were indeed omitted.
Posted by Chairman Polky, 14/08/2008 3:36:01 PM
But Archie once got 13 goals in a single match! Sure, he basically hasn't scored since (aside from the 120 goals he notched in the 2006/07 A-League grand final against Adelaide Utd - but they were all put on a plate by Fred). He is clearly a top-line striker though - just look at his succession of mohawk hairstyles. You just can't do that sort of stuff unless you are world-class... btw - Bring back Scheinflug and Blanco!
Posted by fatalberton, 14/08/2008 10:56:32 PM
Anyone catch the handball between Russia and another country tonight! The most exciting finish to a handball game I've ever seen. And yes, I have never seen handball before. But the game was exciting. Wish I could remember who won so I can tell my grandkids about the best game of handball I ever saw.
Posted by Broat Grodan, 14/08/2008 11:51:44 PM
Chairman, read this. Many an article in this! http://boards.virginmedia.com/sport/olympicssoapstorm.html
Posted by Broat Grodan, 14/08/2008 11:52:45 PM
I caught that handball game! Russia v Denmark ... awesome! Goalie put up front, open goal missed, shot after the buzzer! It had it all. I got addicted to this game when I went to Sweden a few years back. Love the Olympics coming round for the little known sports and the smaller countries.
Posted by CJP1223, 15/08/2008 11:13:55 AM
I have to admit I have become a convert to the exciting sport of handball ... just think they could tweak the goalies uniform, looks a little bit like they are playing in their winter pyjamas but apart from that it is very exciting and the Denmark v Russia game was full on.
Posted by joanne26, 15/08/2008 3:00:29 PM
The Chairman told the masses they would love handball. And they did...
Posted by Chairman Polky, 15/08/2008 4:30:57 PM
No great surprise that the Olyroos (god I hate that name) went crashing out given the woeful negative football they played. To be expected with "Arnie" in charge though I suppose.
Posted by Dr K, 15/08/2008 5:28:11 PM
I once played in a handball comp when I was 8 years old and was damn good at it. I decided I would take every opportunity to play it in the future but never came across it again. On the car ride home I played hand surfing out the window...
Posted by Stu, 15/08/2008 5:36:48 PM
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