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Is Ballarat ready for fishnets?

It has been five months since I moved from Melbourne to Ballarat to become a cadet reporter.

Whenever I go home for the weekend, everyone always asks me what I miss the most.

It's not the sushi shops on every corner.

It's not the skinny chai latte, with a cinnamon frosted heart floating on it's frothy surface and extra

honey on the side at my favourite cafe.

It's not even my nearest and dearest, best friends - most of whom I've been friends with since I was

five years old.

It's the tights.

Robin Hood once sang about tights - "tight tights!" - and I think he was on to something.

Open the second drawer of my dressing table and you will see a rainbow of stockings.

I think I've amassed perhaps one of the world's largest collection of tights.

Every hue you could possibly imagine.

Magenta, red, purple, mustard, grey, blue, black, brown, tan, even forest green.

Not satisfied with block colours, I have a range of zig-zag, checkered, diamond, stripes, polka dot

and other fish-netted marvels.

But the tights I love the most - the ones at the very back of the sacred drawer - the pair I am most

reluctant to bring out into the open in Ballarat, are my aquamarine fishnets.

Bought on impulse last year, they were soon a favourite.

Although they sound impossibly garish, they look fabulous with a black dress and boots.

I first noticed I was gaining notoriety for always wearing tights and dresses or skirts around the

office when I decided to wear a pair of simple black pants one day.

I was on an afternoon shift, and it can get rather chilly in the office in the evening.

I walked in and was about to sit at my desk when one of the reporters spun around and exclaimed:

"Oh my God! You own pants!''

Last year I was in Ballarat doing some work experience when I bravely decided to give the

outrageous blue tights a run.

I was assigned to cover the launch of something in Bridge Mall that called for the attendance of local

MPs, council members and a small crowd was growing.

I was standing to the side, notebook in hand, scribbling away furiously as I spoke to a local member,

when I realised every person stopping to see me do the interview was staring at the two, long streaks

of blue leg poking out from my dress.

An elderly lady raised an arched eyebrow and even the person I was interviewing tried to sneak a

look when I was writing notes.

More recently I wore what I considered to be one of my more tame pairs of tights - simple, black,

diamond fishnets.

The man I was interviewing was staring at them as if I'd painted flames up my legs with fluoro zinc.

"They're interesting. Where'd you manage to find those, love?'' he asked.

Being the extravagant Melbourne creature I am, I think he was rather underwhelmed when I replied:

"Coles''.

With winter coming - and my aversion to pants evident - I think I'll have to stock up on some

warm tights.

I will definitely still be wearing my red, purple and other coloured tights.

But as for my favourite aquamarine fish-nets, I don't think Ballarat is quite ready yet.

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Absolutely brilliant!!! You'd best show ballarat how us city slickers do it. I look forward to your next post Meglet. Good luck with the blog, I wish you all the best.
Posted by Captain Red on 18/06/2008 9:17:32 PM
hahaha... u need to hang round camp st more... fishnets galore round there!!! : ) don't think i ever saw any1 else wearing blue ones though... anyway.. very entertaining.. keep it up superstar ;)
Posted by chunky pal on 18/06/2008 9:41:08 PM
Meg! I can tell you that Ballarat was never ready for anything and never will be. This city is known to me since 1962, and in 1963 I moved out because I was boring, and people were a lot behind with their minds what they are today. Don't take any notice of how you are presenting yourself, as a future 'REPORTER' you master up your 'Badge of honor' and only then people will understand what is your job and who you’re. Sure you must be fashionable coming from Melbourne. But this people in this quiet 'Western Corner of Victoria,' will stay as a permanent 'STATUTE OF BALLARAT!' However, I' sure that you will never be settle inn Ballarat, big city like Melbourne is your life Let them look and listen, after all they are reading stories from smart dressed girl.
Posted by BB-Leo on 18/06/2008 10:33:36 PM
you sound such a fun girl ,fishnets wow
Posted by russ on 19/06/2008 1:53:22 AM
Watch out Ballarat ...
Posted by joanne26 on 19/06/2008 9:11:22 AM
Bring back the aquamarine they sound killer!
Posted by Julian Cole on 19/06/2008 11:04:44 AM
Sweet, holy Moses. Does anyone in Ballarat really want to endure this kind of self-absorbed, patronising drivel? Maybe the author should move back to Melbourne so that she and her tights can again enjoy the oh-so-enlightened company they're used to. Does Fairfax assume that the people of Ballarat don't have access to the superficial rantings of Carrie Bradshaw and her ilk via trash magazines and DVDs? Please, we are inundated. Enough. Rather than purporting to be about "life in Ballarat," this column should be accompanied by a warning to those of us who would prefer not be insulted by someone who would clearly rather not have anything to do with our fine city.
Posted by Luke on 19/06/2008 1:55:14 PM
go for aquamarine - the city needs a rev up Go 4 it m
Posted by Murray on 20/06/2008 9:04:49 AM
Hey Meg, great post! Look forward to hearing more of the wacky adventures from a city kid out here in ballarat! lol. First thing I noticed was that style can't seem to make the trip - maybe fashion can't handle the cold!!! Luke- grow a sense of humour! Keep them blogs coming girl!!!
Posted by Shauna on 20/06/2008 5:55:00 PM
Wear the fishnets. Bright colour on a dull day - a great look for Ballarat.
Posted by Lisa on 21/06/2008 9:10:28 AM
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