It has been five months since I moved from Melbourne to Ballarat to become a cadet reporter.
Whenever I go home for the weekend, everyone always asks me what I miss the most.
It's not the sushi shops on every corner.
It's not the skinny chai latte, with a cinnamon frosted heart floating on it's frothy surface and extra
honey on the side at my favourite cafe.
It's not even my nearest and dearest, best friends - most of whom I've been friends with since I was
five years old.
It's the tights.
Robin Hood once sang about tights - "tight tights!" - and I think he was on to something.
Open the second drawer of my dressing table and you will see a rainbow of stockings.
I think I've amassed perhaps one of the world's largest collection of tights.
Every hue you could possibly imagine.
Magenta, red, purple, mustard, grey, blue, black, brown, tan, even forest green.
Not satisfied with block colours, I have a range of zig-zag, checkered, diamond, stripes, polka dot
and other fish-netted marvels.
But the tights I love the most - the ones at the very back of the sacred drawer - the pair I am most
reluctant to bring out into the open in Ballarat, are my aquamarine fishnets.
Bought on impulse last year, they were soon a favourite.
Although they sound impossibly garish, they look fabulous with a black dress and boots.
I first noticed I was gaining notoriety for always wearing tights and dresses or skirts around the
office when I decided to wear a pair of simple black pants one day.
I was on an afternoon shift, and it can get rather chilly in the office in the evening.
I walked in and was about to sit at my desk when one of the reporters spun around and exclaimed:
"Oh my God! You own pants!''
Last year I was in Ballarat doing some work experience when I bravely decided to give the
outrageous blue tights a run.
I was assigned to cover the launch of something in Bridge Mall that called for the attendance of local
MPs, council members and a small crowd was growing.
I was standing to the side, notebook in hand, scribbling away furiously as I spoke to a local member,
when I realised every person stopping to see me do the interview was staring at the two, long streaks
of blue leg poking out from my dress.
An elderly lady raised an arched eyebrow and even the person I was interviewing tried to sneak a
look when I was writing notes.
More recently I wore what I considered to be one of my more tame pairs of tights - simple, black,
diamond fishnets.
The man I was interviewing was staring at them as if I'd painted flames up my legs with fluoro zinc.
"They're interesting. Where'd you manage to find those, love?'' he asked.
Being the extravagant Melbourne creature I am, I think he was rather underwhelmed when I replied:
"Coles''.
With winter coming - and my aversion to pants evident - I think I'll have to stock up on some
warm tights.
I will definitely still be wearing my red, purple and other coloured tights.
But as for my favourite aquamarine fish-nets, I don't think Ballarat is quite ready yet.