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Help is at hand. It's not well known that the State Library of Victoria has an enormous collection of vinyl records – more than 60,000 – that anyone can order to listen to on turntables on-site.
On November 19, for Melbourne Music Week, arts producer, writer and vinyl enthusiast Fiona Scott-Norman will present "the best, worst and weirdest" of this trove at a free event called Vinyl From the Vault.
There will be talks and a forum with collectors and industry experts such as producer Bill Armstrong and Planet Records founder Bob "King" Crawford, a display of cover art, listening booths and the public can bring in vinyl to be valued.
Library arts collection manager Dermot McCaul, said in the last five years the vinyl collection has doubled, surpassing 60,000 items after the ABC donated 32,000 popular singles and 6000 albums.
Twenty-years ago the library was "a bit high and mighty", preferring classical music, but has changed its tune, "retrospectively purchasing quite a bit of Australian popular vinyl over the last few years".
In the collection today are landmark albums such as Men At Work's Business as Usual and Australian Crawl's Sirocco, but also obscure or forgotten booty, such as early albums by Dame Kiri Te Kanawa, Peter Allen and Olivia Newton-John.
An "adults only" record called Party Songs features spoof ocker character Bazza McKenzie, played by Barry Crocker, singing titles such as One-Eyed Trouser Snake, with music and lyrics by Barry Humphries.
Novelty fodder includes Harmonica Favourites by The Dargies and It's Honky Tonk Time by Martin Gale and His Oldtimers.
Among notable cover art, the back of rock band Ted Mulry Gang's 1976 album Struttin depicts four topless male musicians standing while a topless woman sprawls at their feet, clawing at their crotches.
Liner notes are another joy. The meandering spiel on John Laws' trucking songs album Motivatin' Man says Laws has done a good job "for a man who says he can't sing", and that Laws "can transport you from Darwin to Port Augusta with his soul".
The State Library collection started with 78rpm records in the 1930s, and there are 33s (albums) and 45s (singles) from the 1960s until the advent of CDs and digital music. But the library now acquires contemporary vinyl after its hipster revival.
Mr McCaul says the Vinyl From the Vault day will "let people know it's here. It's the type of collection a lot of people wouldn't think a library or state library would hold".