Personality profiling POTUS

PERSONALITY TYPE: Using the compass method of personality profiling, Donald Trump is clearly a west.

PERSONALITY TYPE: Using the compass method of personality profiling, Donald Trump is clearly a west.

My eldest daughter was recently personality profiled to determine her future career path.

One look at the “personality compass” and she immediately identified she was a west (risk taker, creative, free-spirited), I was a south (team player, patient, non-confrontational) and her sister was an east (planner, perfectionist, industrious). And I quickly spotted that the BF was a north (leader, goal oriented, competitive.)

But nothing sums it up better than how we would all describe a spade: north would call it a spade, east would call it by its scientific name, I would call it whatever it wanted to be called and south would flatly refuse to put a label on it.

So I personality profiled the two people vying to become the next POTUS.

Donald Trump is clearly a west too.

Spontaneous – you can’t plan ahead to sexually objectify a woman. You have to at least wait until she comes into view before you start wanting to grab her body parts.

Visionary – The Don wants to make America great again by recommissioning old battleships. Well, let’s raise the Titanic while we’re at it and point it at those blasted Mexican drug dealers and forget all about building the Great Wall of Trump.   

Flexible – Trump is urging Americans to get out and vote on November 28. Um, Donald, unless you want to give Hillary a bigger headstart than the tortoise, the election date is actually November 8.

Hillary Clinton, on the other hand,  is obviously an east. She’s focused – she put John McCain under the table in a drinking contest. She’s organised – she carries hot sauce everywhere she goes to put on her food. And she’s logical – when word first got out about Bill and a certain Monica Lewinsky, she described it as a “vast right wing conspiracy”. Actually it was more of a “little West Wing canoodling” but I guess she was trying to put the best possible spin on it.