Satire

SATIRE | Political Armageddon: Bill Shorten's journey through bleak landscape

By Mark Bode
May 22 2019 - 7:00pm
NOT-HAPPY CHLOE: "You've destroyed everything. You've condemned this family to a life of ridicule."
NOT-HAPPY CHLOE: "You've destroyed everything. You've condemned this family to a life of ridicule."

Bill Shorten is sitting at the breakfast table of his Melbourne home the morning after Labor's election defeat. He's deep in thought:

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